dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic, via ruinedchildhood)

astound:

vodka makes a life brighter

(via beyondinfinitetime)

beefycurtains:

*interrupts your wedding vows*

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

(Source: tommyverscetti, via tessahandswebmemrm)